When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.
Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle
by somethingmild October 16, 2010
Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.
I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."
by greenhedonist April 25, 2007