Wielding Bitches

To hold or use a multitude of large variety of thots

Yo I heard Jamarion was wielding bitches.
That guy wields mad bitches.

Wielding Bitches by TrapPrince February 25, 2018

Wielding Gary

The state of being in possession of a cigarette.

Man 1: “Yo are you wielding gary?”
Man 2: “Fucking a right pal, you want one?”

Wielding Gary by Garette March 3, 2026

dual wielding 

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

dual wielding by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006

bottom-wielding 

Using a bottom (could be your own or another persons) in a fight or tricky situation.

"The only way I could defeat him was by bottom-wielding."

"He wields his own bottom in battle against mighty foes."

bottom-wielding by bigscrobbler December 21, 2005

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

Dual Wielding 

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.

1.
Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.
Person 2: No shit man, he has that steez down to a science.

2.
Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)
Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)

Dual Wielding by Ian "Do Work" Peterson May 12, 2007

Teh dual wielding 

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".

Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*

Teh dual wielding by KingNothing September 21, 2005