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A town in Texas where there is not a single thing to do. The only place in the world where you can go to the mall and count on 1 hand, the number of attractive women you see in 2 hours.
by shitsucks May 15, 2011
Dude 1: Remember the Wichita slick of 93?
Dude 2: Yeah man that was a heck of a weather combo, I remember ice skating down my street!
Dude 2: Yeah man that was a heck of a weather combo, I remember ice skating down my street!
by team celery December 16, 2006
A rapidly growing area in Wichita, Kansas. This area is cheaper than the east side, less sketch than downtown and sufficiently boring. BUT, it's home to the MID-CONTINENT AIRPORT, so naturally that makes up for everything!
P.S. If you're interested in joining in on the West side fun, join the West Side Pride Association of Greater Wichita!
P.S. If you're interested in joining in on the West side fun, join the West Side Pride Association of Greater Wichita!
Person 1: Sometimes your coolness overwhelms me!
Person 2: It's not my personality. It's because I'm from West Wichita!
Person 2: It's not my personality. It's because I'm from West Wichita!
by WSPAGW president January 18, 2009
The act of inserting an empty glass bottle into the rectum and applying blunt force to the body in order to break said glass.
by Bootybreaker1 January 12, 2013
The perceptual region in Wichita, Kansas, roughly defined as the area south of 45th St. N, east of Freeway 135, North of Kellogg (Highway 54), and west of Andover Rd. It is where the most affluent and cosmopolitan residents of Wichita live. East Wichita is the home of south central Kansas’s premier shopping centers, entertainment, Dining, and neighborhoods. A part of Kansas, and only one of two parts in Wichita, that defies the stereotype that most Kansans personify. Major schools attended by the residents of, or located on, the east side are: Heights High school, Southeast High School, Independent School, Kapun Mt. Carmel Catholic High School, Andover High School, Wichita Collegiate School, and Wichita State University. The East side can be divided into disputable sub-regions, such as: Andover, Bellaire, New Eastern Development, Bradley Fair Region, Ghetto south eastern core, Towne East Region, and the Eastern Douglas Region. Some negatives about the East side are: one of the largest "slums" of Wichita, the high density of psychotic Christians, and the Current state of Kellogg. East Wichita has freeways or highways that encircle the entire region and is easy to navigate. Parts to avoid are: parts of Oliver and Hillside south of 17th street/anything west of Woodlawn south of 17th street, Eastbourough, and nearly all of Grove St. It lacks any defining physical features of the landscape, and is largely flat. Major rival, and opposite, of West Wichita.
I live my entire life in East Wichita because there’s no reason to leave, everything is here! And the West side is a fucking joke!
by Mcx_ks October 24, 2007
The City of Wichita Falls is inconveniently located in the North East corner of the Buttcrack/Armppit area of North Texas. A misnomer, the town doesn't feature falls, having been destroyed in the 1800's by the forward thinking settlers of this area. However, it's not a total misnomer, since the town's most striking attraction is a brown-water fountain, stylized as a waterfall, which stinks of dead fish and is situated next to an interstate highway. Wichita Falls is an economically dead city that is home to sparse commerce and industry; mostly held intact by an Air Force base. The city has several "husks of knowledge," or empty high-rises, Sheppard Air Force Base, whose global presence mostly stays on base, a workforce with post-secondary educational attainment below the national average, and a community spirit centered around Budweiser, country music and chasing decade-old metropolitan trends. The Kemp Center for the Arts is home to the Arts Council who exclusively produces plays branded by Disney since the local populace lacks the cultural refinement to watch any performance with which they're unfamiliar. The Symphony Orchestra plays every few months and their shows are advertised in the local paper, after each show. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive and are probably where you should live instead, if you are set on living in Texas or Oklahoma. That said, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit, but not worthy of a return.
Arlen sucks and Wichita Falls rules! Do you know why? Because I can be in the great state of Oklahoma in five minutes. Go Sooners!
by ds7202 April 29, 2022