Wharton brooker 

A person who fishes right on top of you they are normally seen anywhere from opening day till the early days of summer only on weekends and in good weather. Usually smoking they use a little tackle box and a old ugly stik and leave there trash everywhere. The name is derived from Wharton brook state park a Connecticut stocked fishery where most of the people suck at fishing and are scumbags.

Yea me and Nathan were fly fishing and we had a Wharton brooker next to us in the pool he crossed our lines and spooked all the trout in the pool.

Wharton brooker by Fly fishing frank June 9, 2022

backdoor whartonite 

A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.

"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."

backdoor whartonite by Moggraider April 15, 2008

Whorton Hears a Poo 

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

Whorton Hears a Poo by gregben June 8, 2021

Whartonite 

Someone that is attending, or is an alumnus of the prestigious Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. The term can be used to describe both undergrads and MBA students and alumni.

That's a power couple if I ever saw one. She made partner at a top consulting firm in 5 years flat, and he runs the biggest hedge fund in the business. It's not surprising to learn that they're both Whartonites.

Whartonite by koolducati February 6, 2007

Wharton 

The best business school in the world.

"I went to Wharton."
"You're hired! How does six figures sound?"

Wharton by Zack Y April 25, 2006

Wharton 

Business school of the University of Pennsylvania. It is like no other. This isn't just any undergraduate business degree, this is a WHARTON degree, and Wharton students happen to be some of the smartest, quickest students in the Ivy League.

You receive a B.S. in Economics. B.S. stands for Badass Stockbroker.

Basically guaranteed six figures all in straight out of undergrad.

Ballin' on Wall Street in NYC.

All in all, the most badass school you can go to. Wharton people don't take shit from anybody.

Person 1: Who's that guy in the Lamborghini with a superhot wife?

Person 2: Oh that's Joe. Do you remember how we thought he was stupid in college because he was going to a state school for an undergraduate business degree?

Person 1: Oh yeah, that's before we knew that he was going to Wharton, and that Penn is different from Penn State.

Person 2: He must be doing pretty well for himself now.

Wharton by Whartonite October 30, 2012

wharton 

verb, (rarely used as an adjective)

Definition: To use an in-depth knowledge of business tactics, manipulation, underhanded operations, and outright treachery to appropriate the hard-earned and rightful gains of another.

That fucking jewish man Whartoned me so hard; I no longer have any posessions. Wait, did I just pay 10 dollars for this coffee...?

wharton by Jon Huntsman November 3, 2006