the site on the INTERWEB where COOL KIDS (not really) whore themselves around. kids with emo/scene hair love to take gay photos of themselves from all angles scientifically possible, and people friend them because they think they look so cool when really theyre all just counterfeit whores with nothing else to waste theyre brains on. they all think theyre so cool with their dyed fake choppy hair when really the only people looking at their pages are theyre gay friends and the people who hate them. they say things that try to make them look UBER COOL and HxC and theyre mindless friends add stupid comments to boost theyre either ruined or already huge egos. they spend hours every day on editing their profiles' or browsing other profiles but swear that they have lives. they think theyre original and unique when really theyre copying every other faggot thats there.

A website made for sex-craved teenagers who have nothing more to do than cyber-fuck someone they think is 18, but is actually 35, and lives in his mother's basement.

Myspace was made by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.

Teenagers eagerly check their Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they do find a comment, they will bitch about it, sobbing as they think "omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their wrists like the little emo children they are.

Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.

An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On my space, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having my space accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.

The person on MySpace who posts five bulletins, one right after another, usually surveys, and takes up all your bulletin space on your homepage.

a term decribing a person who blitzes your "wall" on Facebook, thereby filling the entire designated space with entries.

A myspace whore is some one who spends their waking hours doing absolutly nothing, but sitting in front of their computer tryng to get " Friends" on their profile.and posting slutty pics of themselves for people to look at and hopefully add them. But they could go out and make new friends in real life, but that would require them to leave their computer, and *gasp* MySpace for a certain amount of time.

A My Space whore is somebody who spends a lot of time on My Space. How to recongnize the Symptoms:
-This person will follow all of the my space trends.
-This person will also have a pimped out my space page.
-You also see the classic My Space picture.
Also know this is a sickness! Don't catch the My Space bug!