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snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma 

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
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Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair 

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair
Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.

straight kid who moans in class 

this kid is secretly gay and enjoys saying "your mom" and "mmmm daddy harder"
straight kid who moans in class: "nghh daddy faster"
everyone else: 'that kid is gay'

The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain 

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

a kid who watches band kid humor 

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.
Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.

Kid who sits next to you 

The most annoying human that can exist. They only talk to you and are usually the trouble maker of the class. The teachers think badly of you only because they think you are their friend. This person usually follows you around everywhere and gets you in trouble all the time. It can also be used as an adjective.
UGH. YOUR THE KID THAT SITS NEXT TO ME.

DUDE, stop acting like a kid who sits next to you.

Who's Kid is This? 

When you see/hear about someone's Epic Fail, you ask yourself or others who is responsible for making that child such a retard
Guy 1: I accidentally tried to eat soup with a fork

Guy 2: EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. WHO'S KID IS THIS?