white van 

a place for parents to get rid of all there dumbass fortnite addicts

white van=free daycare

white van by afukenduck August 15, 2019

White van 

When an old ice cream man called Pedro pulls up to your house and says to you “come to my van I have candy”.

Look over there

There’s Pedro giving out candy to those kids from his white van
He’s so kind

White van by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

white van bitter 

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.

This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.

white van bitter by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006

white van 

the vehicle you will most commonly hear being described in cases of kidnappings and escaped pedophiles.

would you be surprised to see mr. rogers driving a white van?

i wouldn't.

white van by pollywolly April 28, 2006

whitemanised 

The process in which a black man of African or Carribean heritage is invoulantary evolved into a stereotypical white British gentlemen in which they share common traits with said gentlemen such as a posh accent or tendency to drink tea on a regular basis.

Kevin Hart was a primitive African mandinka warrior until he was whitemanised by the whip . In this rare case whitemanisation has taken place correctly.

whitemanised by Modern English dialect May 10, 2018

white van man

A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?

A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".

white van man by Stormsworder January 6, 2007

Wanna hop in my white van? 

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

Wanna hop in my white van? by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019