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Whatashit 

After eating a meal off of the "All-Time Favorites" menu at Whataburger, you blow up the bathroom with a Whatashit
Noah ate the large Monterrey Melt meal and then went to the family restroom to drop a massive Whatashit
Whatashit by LaneSalsa May 14, 2015

WhiteHatJr 

A fake scam startup, even faker than the Theranos Scandle. it's an ed-tech company who claims to teach coding, instead has hoards of fresh pass-out kids who jack around in slack to supress any rising voice or dissent, or write fake reviews every where like linkedin, twitter, facebook and app stores. There CEO is more faker then Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos. Their teachers? Well, they can't even do a "Hello, World".
Chintu: Hey, look ! I have made an app by learning from WhiteHatJr, now I will get a job in Google!
Pintu: Only place you will get a job is a scam call centre.
WhiteHatJr by ChintuTheManiac November 20, 2020

Jacob Whitesides 

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."
Jacob Whitesides by Linds131030 April 14, 2014

Jacob Whitesides 

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

White Shit 

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.
Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?
White Shit by Lifs July 10, 2023

A Whiteside 

A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.

2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference

see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.

2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
A Whiteside by Dr. MDW phd July 29, 2008