Getting caught up in urban white middle-class activities you don't want to be a part of.
"Yesterday my colleagues all went to a local interpretive dance performance and I couldn't get out of it."

"Oh man, what a whitemare!"
by Anonymous Model September 18, 2011
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A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
by AG451 September 19, 2008
Derived from the to whitey. Whitemares occur when one is suffering from a particularly bad hangover. A whitemare generally involves being sick whilst proclaiming to oneself or others "im having a fucking whitemare!"
Ed had a total whitemare the night after he bucked ebby,maybe it was the booze or the fact she looks like a cows ass sewn up with barbed wire!
by anders the boy wonder September 13, 2006
A bad dream only African Americans can have. To dream of being responsible, going to work everyday and dressing appropriately.
Nigga I just had the worst Whitemare. I went to work picked up my kids from school and we had a family dinner. That sh*t was wack!
by zleep aggin October 10, 2012
When someone has a dream about "white people problems"
I had a dream that my son did inherit the family company. What a scary whitemare

I had a dream that a black man raped my family, what a fucking whitemare
by Arbiter of Reality May 19, 2016
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