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WhiteCastle'r 

A person who orders food from White Castle very late at night/ early morning. This person is usually

a.unemployed

b. extremely lazy

c. a druggy

who has nothing to eat at their current residence, or is simply too lazy to make something themselves. They wind up at White Castle because of the unexplainable and sudden craving-- perhaps from the many hours of sheer boredom at their residence. They can also be spotted hanging out around the White Castle parking lot, most often in groups.
Passenger: "Why the hell are there so many people in the White Castle parking lot standing around at this time of the night?"

Driver: "Because they are WhiteCastlers."

Passenger: "How come there is so much trash right next to all of the garbages?"

Driver: "Because of the lazy WhiteCastlers"

WhiteCastle'r A: "WTF! The original sliders went up another penny!"

WhiteCastle'r B: " OMG I can't believe they raised it again, this is the last time I am ever coming here."

One Week Later:

WhiteCastle'r B: "omg there is nothing to eat wanna go to White Castle?

WhiteCastle'r A: "Okay."
WhiteCastle'r by GibGob August 24, 2011
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Pulling a Whitecastle 

When a group of people or person, most commonly men, go to any lengths to get what they are craving.
"Max, Dallin, Jordan, and Lance were Pulling a Whitecastle when they drove all the way from Calgary to Minnesota just to get Whitecastle"

white castle 

A restaurant full of little mini burgers.
Burger Shack Employee - Just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers, with those little itty bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down. Come on Pookie lets burn this MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!
white castle by metallkidd93 January 15, 2008

White Castle shit 

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."

White Castle shit by old man withers November 11, 2006

White Castle 

The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!
I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.
White Castle by The Dude August 29, 2004

white castle hangover 

The result of eating too many white Castle Slyders. For some, the effects hit them instantly, however the actual hangover is when you wake up the next morning with your stomach bubbling and your bowels ready to blow, wondering "what the hell did I eat last night?"
guy: Damn, I got the runs
guy 2:No, what you got is a white castle hangover
guy: How many did I eat last night?
guy 2: Shit 'dawg', you ate a whole crave case.
white castle hangover by Zabi August 29, 2005

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

The greatest movie in the history of the world. If you are Asian, from New Jersey, Jewish, or smoke weed, you will definitely love this movie. But even if you don't, you will still love it, because it is the funniest movie of all time.
Cool Person: Guess what?
Loser: What?
Cool Person: I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle twice in the past 24 hours. And then I went to white castle.
Loser: Oh.