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whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017
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Whitebeard 

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?
Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!
Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009

Whitebeard 

Very powerful man from One Piece who ironically does not have a white beard, nor did he ever.
Me: Whitebeard has a noticeable mustache but... Oh my god. He doesn't have a white beard!
Whitebeard by SirLongJohn March 30, 2013

whiteboard offense 

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid
Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.

whatboards 

let's all goto whatboards and see if they still exist or they deleted it again.
whatboards by Harry P Stallone February 25, 2008

Whiteboard 

A racial slur for a white person.
Yo, whiteboard- I am going to smack that bud light lime out of your hands.

You be trippin if you think your whiteboard ass is going to get some of this choc-o-lat!
Whiteboard by john bon bon jovi February 13, 2009

Whitebeard 

The baddest mother fucker alive.

Born Edward Newgate, Whitebeard is the captain of the Whitebeard Pirate Crew in the fictional manga "One Piece". Whitebeard is known to be the strongest pirate in the world and is also closer to "One Piece" than any other pirate has come. Whitebeard is also the only pirate who was able to fight at par with the pirate king, Gol D. Roger. Whitebeard is one of the Yonkou, or, one of four pirate lords who rule the second half of the grand line.

Whitebeard also does not allow anyone to harm his crewmates (or sons). Whitebeard's ship is called the Moby Dick, he is 20 feet tall, can start earthquakes, and loves fishmen.
Pirate 1: Lets go capture us some fishmen slaves!
Pirate 2: Are you crazy?! Whitebeard would kill us if we tried that!

Whitebeard: GURA GURA, lets go quake something!!
Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009