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White Dress Snow Ball

A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.
Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!
White Dress Snow Ball by SCR69 December 23, 2023
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Little White Dress

A girl who looks like a good girl from the outside, but is actually slutty or freaky.

A lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets, so to say.
"Blank is way too lame. Why are you going on a date with her?"

"Man, she's a little white dress."

strawberry picking in a white dress 

When a girl visibly stains her clothes with menstrual fluid she is said to have been:
'strawberry picking in a white dress'
1- Where's Sarah?

2- She went strawberry picking in a white dress... if you know what I mean.

3- Oh! Poor girl!

White Wedding Dress 

Something a bride generally wears to a night wedding. She looks crazy because at night, you should wear dark colours.
Kiki wore a white wedding dress to her 6 pm wedding. It confused me and made me want to puke because it was so bright and cheerful looking even though the sky outside was dark and I was in a dark, nighttime state of mind. Kiki's white wedding dress certainly stole the show.
White Wedding Dress by Kimperlee November 16, 2012

white and gold dress

(noun.) Absolute bullshit that all started on the dreadful day February 26, 2015. Like, people fightiNG over if the dress is gold and white or is it blue and black.
"is the dress gold and white or is it blue and black?"
"the white and gold dress is absolute bullshit, that's what it is."
white and gold dress by ny00m_ February 27, 2015

Whitexdress 

For the record a person using this nickname is not a cross dresser. In fact they are known to be charming, intelligent, and possess stunning beauty.
Say "hi" to whitexdress but absolutely do not say ASL.
Whitexdress by American Pie CA April 30, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026