Top Definition
The fear of being hit by a white van while crossing a road. This may be as a result of past experiences or it could very well be genetic. Sometimes the sufferer will refuse to cross the road even if the white van stops for them to cross.
Julian: Dude it's a green light, just cross already.
Wallace: I can't man, I don't trust that white van.
Julian: Ahhh White Van phobia!

Graham: Don't cross man! You'll get yourself killed!
Samuel: Will you calm down, it's just a van, and it's still a long way away from us.
Graham: It's not just any van, it's a white van!
Samuel: Dude, seriously see a Doctor or something, you obviously have White van phobia.
by MrHorizontal February 09, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt