white men cant jump theory 

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.

White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.

white men cant jump theory by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012

White Men Can't Jump Theory 

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.

"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"

"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."

White Men Can't Jump Theory by hygas September 28, 2022