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terminal white disease (TWD) 

The absolute inability to dance. Caused by the sheer act of being born 100% Caucasian. Some sufferers of TWD may show some rudimentary ability to country line dance, but will never be able to dance to any other type of music such as techno or hip-hop.
Nancy told Laura she would have to dance at the club, but Laura is too white...she has terminal white disease (TWD)and would look like a frigging idiot.
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Terminal White Disease (TWD) 

Being 100% Caucasian and performing dances like the Donkey Kong or any variety of hip-hop moves. It just doesn't work, no matter how tall you are....
(at a club) "Wow, look at that guy he's suffering from Terminal White Disease (TWD)"

dumb white girl disease 

White girls who pay bills, give money to, provide housing for, and offer sexual loyalty to guys of other races with no relationship commitment from them in exchange for attention and sex. May or may not end up being a babymomma, which is irrelevant. Dumb white disease (otherwise known as DWD) usually continues until the white girl runs out of money and/or becomes a victim of physical violence at which point she may have a moment of enlightenment; however, many relapse into DWD again and continue the cycle.
Why is Kristy letting him move in with her when he doesn't even have a job and 2 babymommas? Girl I told you she's got dumb white girl disease (DWD).

White Mold Disease 

A chemical reaction in which tape media formats like VHS and audio cassettes are contaminated with crystal-like white powders. This occurs when storing tapes on a bad environment or being unused for a long time. Moldy tapes are easy to damage devices that use magnetic tapes, and can make them unplayable.

Moldy tapes are very easy to remediate, but it can be a time-consuming practice.
My old VHS tapes were infected with the infamous White Mold Disease, so I'm glad that I cured them by removing white powders.
White Mold Disease by Ryan900USAYT January 27, 2023

White Girl Disease 

A condition in which any part of the populous, excluding the white girl, starts to act and channel their inner white girl. Familiar symptoms include buying frappucinos from Starbucks and having a Tumblr account. Other symptoms may include constant bitching and or excessive phone usage.
Martha: Rick, I think Becky is coming down with White Girl Disease...

Rick: Get her to the hospital! This shit is deadly Martha!
White Girl Disease by Nugpon May 26, 2016

Rich White Persons Disease (RWPD) 

A sickness that generally only rich white people would have akin to being allergic to Gluten/Celiac Disease.

The disease is slowly gaining ground on minorities and not rich people of color.
Shanikwa is allergic to gluten!

Man can't be, that's a "Rich White Persons Disease (RWPD)"

white skin disease 

A terrible disease inherited genetically from white parents.

it can generally be diagnosed from a lack of melanin pigmentation, thus rendering your skin pink, or any color the weather endows upon you for the day.

Although ALL babies are born with blue eyes, this disease delays permanently the offset of eye development and coating. and thier eyes in some event remains blue through adolescence and continues with them till death.

possible skin colors include, but are not limited to green, blue,red, pink, purple, brown, tan, zebra, spotty, pimply, and several patterns.

usually, a person suffering from this disorder finds it hard to run, jump, participate in sports, sing, dance, make love properly, or maintain an erection.

the person also is usually in denial, and every summer, they make a mass migration to the most tropical regions to tan themselves till they get cancer so they can look more like the rest of human kind.

advantages
1. you can tell how the feel just by looking at them
a.blue - the patient is cold
b.green- the patient is possibly sick
c.brown-the patient has spent too long in the cold
d.red- the patient has been in the sun
e.purple- the patient might be suffocating
f.pink- the patient is ashamed.
g.ugly spotted mixture of pink red and white - thats the patient in normal color.

disadvantages
1.disproportionate tendency to molest kids
2.likely to be a social or sport failure
that boy changes color with the weather like a glow in the dark toy, hes got white skin disease