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1. A pale dude
2. A white person's dick
3. A gang leader in Malibu
The shooter, identified as white kong, has gone on a rampage in the streets.

Justin is white kong.
by barry August 01, 2004
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adj:. A white man or boy who thinks he is tough and ghetto.
It comes from the movie malibu's most wanted. No one messes with me the white kong!
by sohil August 14, 2006
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the great white kong can leap over mountians
by white kong420 April 16, 2015
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