Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (
Verb): To talk about pointless
shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.
'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'
'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'
'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this
leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a
shit, yeh, and I thought 'I
love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to
Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'
'...'
'Oh my god, yeh, my
brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used
condom on his bedroom
floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a
bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.
'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
