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Generally, a female denizen of a dive bar over 35 who drinks and smokes non-stop. She will look decades older than she is and have a frog voice from years of smoking and drinking rot gut booze. Buy her a few rounds and she's good to go...if you dare.
It was really late when we hit the bar; we were so desperate we shagged a couple of whiskey whores.
by Pablo Cervantes October 10, 2013