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whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.
What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.
whirley by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019
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Whilly Bermudez 

First made popular by rapper Rick Ross on stage at one of his concerts. He was referring to a well known entrepreneur from Florida named Whilly Bermudez.

Lately, people of the urban music world are citing "Whilly" or "Whilly Bermudez" when referring to "popularity" or "freshness prestige".
You got the ladies on lock and living it like Whilly Bermudez
Whilly Bermudez by Turntablor52 October 27, 2010

whirlyball 

It is the greatest game ever. You sit in a bumper car but instead of a steering wheel there is a pole between your legs that you spin in circles. You have a hi-ly like scooper and you attempt to through a wiffle ball into grapefruit size hole on a basket ball hole. You are not allowed to exit the cart due to the possible chance of electrocution. The score often ends up being 0-0 and you just run into each other but its still super fun. Imagine quidditch on meth
Fuck this shit! Who came up with whirlyball any way?
whirlyball by Wirlyball Man May 5, 2010

whirlygig 

An unspecified object that has some sort of rotational point.
Rhade got off the merry-go-round and said, "That was fun, what do you call this whirlygig!"
whirlygig by dragynborn March 9, 2007

whirly bird 

"Corporal, fire up the whirly birds, we're goin' in!"
whirly bird by nnk December 19, 2006

Whirly Pop 

WARNING: This maneuver is more complicated than it sounds and can lead to dry mouth or brace burn unless done under the supervision of trained professionals.

The term whirly is derived from the act of a hawt biscuit putting her mouth around the male penis or dick and beginning to spin around the shaft like a helicopter or "whirly" while the man lays on his back.

The term pop refers to the act of the aforementioned male blowing his load directly into the back of a girl’s mouth while yelling nyang.
(Talking to a friend) It was all fun and games until Amber decided to give me a whirly pop and ended up getting her garter belt stuck in an industrial fan and spun herself retarded.
Whirly Pop by MC Reynolds September 6, 2006

Curly Whirly 

A person with constantly entangled pubic hair. (Plural: Curly Whirlies. May refer to couples)
"Hey, Jerry! I heard you and your Curly Whirly partner reached poogasm!"
Curly Whirly by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009