golf whippies 

wicked baked aliens

shit man look at those golf whippies!!!!

golf whippies by matt fratt'man August 22, 2006

quickie whippie 

When someone lines their finger(s) across a girls vagina.

Damn, that girl got so wet when I gave her a quickie whippie

quickie whippie by Sand_y December 3, 2019

Mr Whipples' warranty 

An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.

Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.

Mr Whipples' warranty by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008

whippits 

(noun) Whippits are small metallic containers of nitrous oxide(laughing gas) intended for home use in whipped cream charging bottles. However, using a "cracker" and a large balloon, the user can open the whippit and release the gas into the balloon. The user then inhales the contents of the balloon for an amazingly intense, immediate, but albeit a short-term body and mind high. Typically referred to as "hippie crack". Sold in boxes of 12 or 24 in most headshops. Have fun!

Dude, this party is dead. You got any of those whippits left? I gotta cracker and some balloons in my car.

whippits by mhibma March 4, 2006

Sopapilla Whippits 

When you first bite into a sopapilla and you get a hot blast of greasy cinnamon air. It does get you a little high.

My favorite part of going to Casa Bonita, is taking in some fresh Sopapilla Whippits. And then going to Black Bart's cave.

Sopapilla Whippits by Ash666 January 18, 2008

Whipplesnapple 

A right annoying wee nobjockey (usually ginger).

ie: Wee Boabby is a right fucking Whipplesnapple

Whipplesnapple by Moss66moss July 23, 2021

Beverly Whippie 

A Beverly Whippie is the sexual act in which the man puts the nozzle of a whipped cream can in a girls asshole and fills her with whipped cream. She then pushes it back out as the man eats the melted white liquid.

Man 1: OMG didn't you give your girl a beverly whippie last night?

Man 2: I totally did! I drank it right out of her too! It was delicious!

Beverly Whippie by Areithrial June 5, 2016