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moist diarrhea whiffle ball 

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.
ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

Tossing The Wiffleball 

An act in which three partners (2 girls 1 guy) engage in a sexual activity. In said activity the guy has sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) with girl A proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. Girl A then proceeds to stand over girl B (whilst girl B opens up either her vagina or anus) and girl A release the "wiffleball" into girl B.
Brian- Dude, I hooked up Susan and Naomi last night.

Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?

Brian- Of course

Justin- Your sick

Brian- I know

Wiffleball bat 

A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."
Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"

Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."

Or this:

Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "

Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
Wiffleball bat by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009

Fairfax Wiffleball 

A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.
Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?

Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!

Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.

whiffle ball 

Someone that's easy to tap, like a whiffle ball
All those plastic implants make her even more of a whiffle ball than she already was
whiffle ball by freshhotpockets March 19, 2015

Whiffle-Ball 

A combination of marijuana (weed) & caffeine.
A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.