Wheesh Meat 

An unusually small penis.

Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!

Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

wheesh'd 

Scottish slang for 'shush' or 'quiet' and sometimes 'shut up'. Usually used after 'haud yer'. Favoured mostly by scottish school teachers as a slightly more polite way of saying "shut up you non-educated deliquents!" (see: ned).

Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.

Haud yer wheesh'd, sonny!

wheesh'd by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

wheesh yer gub 

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.

I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!

wheesh yer gub by auldman September 5, 2011

haud yer wheesht

Be quiet! Silence!

John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!

haud yer wheesht by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013

weesh meat 

An unusually small penis

Two high school guys are in the hot tub with two naked chicks. One of the girls asks a guy to take off his shorts and when he did, the other guy exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, THAT'S WEESH MEAT!!!"

weesh meat by Ofecs June 23, 2006

wheesht 

(Verb, Scottish slang) Quiet.

Haud yer wheesht! (be quiet)

wheesht by Uzzy September 9, 2006

weeshna 

(n,v,adj,adv, & whatevever other form you can think to use it in)
Weeshna, pronounced we she na (but faster), is a magnificent creature brought down and possibly created by the mystic and wonderful kim-jung-un many millions of years ago. He was later abandoned and left to fend for himself. He was the third person to ever be made and dated eve for awhile. Many great acheivments that we acredit to chuck norris were accually done by Weeshna such as swimming on land and causing the extinction of the dinosaurs along with the equally feared, but less known cyber yeti. He was also the she-wolf that raised the twin founders of rome, romulus & reamus. Although this part of the legend is not well known, he helped romulus stage a coo against reamus and then ate both of them. The city was originaly named weeshna- ville, but because of PR reasons, was soon renamed rome. That is the last significant role he had in history besides his somewhat important role in the war of 1912. He has been reincarnated several times and harbors the "eye of the lion" an unknown and currently valueless object that connects the physical world with the realm of jim jung un. Not to be confused with the eye of the leon, a much more valued and sought after thing currently in the possesion of katy perry. He is currently in the form of a verticly challenged Asian boy with a love for austrailian girls and stretchy potential projectiles.

Person 1: hi
Person 2: ( punches person one in the face, then proceeds to steal his wallet and take all his clothes.
Person 1: by weeshna, what the weeshna is weeshing wrong with you weeshnay son of a weeshaing weeshna.
Person 2: I am weeshna!
Person 1: oh.

weeshna by Blacko jacko September 30, 2013