Wheesh Meat

An unusually small penis.

Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!

by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

wheesh yer gub

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.

I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!

by auldman September 5, 2011