Definition: Somebody who does not know what the hell is going on, but is curious to know what exactly is going on.
English Teacher: "Here is an excerpt from a poem by a poet named Jela Rumi
'I am not of the East, nor the West,
not of land, not the sea.
I am not from nature’s mine,
nor from the circling stars.
I am neither of earth nor water,
neither wind nor fire.'"
What is the poet saying he is?
Whatless man: *Scratches head in frustration and thinks to himself*
"What the fu** is this ni&&a talking about?"