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What's invisible and smells like carrots? 

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
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I smell what you're steppin' in 

to express your understanding for another person's thoughts.
Dude #1: I feel bad saying this, but Tim's sister is a total skank.

Dude #2: Yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in. I can't get rid of this aweful rash.

Dude #3: Yeah...wait. WHAT?!

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? 

Famous catchprase of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Rock: Hey Cena?
Cena: What?
Rock: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Smelling what I'm stepping in

"are you understanding what I'm saying?"
A slightly earthier term used to confirm understanding between people.

Synonym to Picking up what you're laying down;dig it;catch my drift
Person A:You get me? You catch my drift? You picking up what I'm laying down?
Person B: What?
Person A: (after some thinking) You smelling what I'm stepping in?
Person B; Oh yeah! Totally.

Do you smell what I'm stepping in? 

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

You smell what I'm cookin'? 

Former wrestler and now actor The Rock coined the phrase "you smell what I am cooking"? when he would try to intimidate his opponent it was his "hook" after talking trash. It can be defined as the following:

1) Do you know my intentions?
2) Do you realize the impact of my actions?
3) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
4) Do you smell what I ate recently, as I just farted?
Joe Blow: Hey Joey if you fart again in the car again I'm going to beat you down!

Joey BagOfDoughnuts: Ah I see you smell what I'm cookin'?

Joe Blow: No, but you're going to smell what I'm cooking when i leave you for dead at the next traffic light!

You smell what I'm steppin in?

This phrase asks the other person if they understand what you are saying or what you mean. It's great because it catches others off gaurd.
Man, that girl is hot! You smell what I'm steppin in, Mike?