What's new?

It's a sarcastic smart ass comment. Normally said just to be a dick. A lot of the time it can be funny too.

Friend: Yo, we can't chill tonight because my mom is being a cunt.
You: What's new?

Girlfriend: Sorry honey, umm, I forgot the lube.
You : What's new?

Dad: Son, I have to take a Gynormous dump.
You: What's new?

What's new? by joybuz July 11, 2009

What’s new

When it’s all due

What’s new

What’s new by “Iwanttowiiiin” June 3, 2026

What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

What's new in the zoo? by WALDO. That is all. November 28, 2010

what's new on the block 

When you want to find out what is happening between the family.

Person 1: Hey man?
Person 2: Not much, what's new on the block?

*Conversation continues*

what's new on the block by whatsnewontheblock October 9, 2016

New Op pack in da air it’s gas or what

Term originally used by Lil Dirk, generally meaning when an individual is gassing an item of his own up, or complementing another

Kk got new Jordan’s, so timmy says “new op pack in da air it’s gas or what”

New Op pack in da air it’s gas or what by Gas Master03 July 11, 2019

That's what Newton said 

Referring to any of Newton's three main laws of physics.

-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).

-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)

- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)

Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.

Dude 2: That's what she said.

Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said

Dudes: TWNS!!!

That's what Newton said by miketionary April 6, 2010