A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.
Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.
Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
by bokonon June 5, 2005