you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018

bite off more than what u can chew

to take on a task that is too big

i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..

by 13wishes March 4, 2014

what it can be

Similar to "what it do", but asking of possibilities in the future, not what's going on in the present. It's a greeting like, "whats up?" or "how are you?", posing the question, "what can we make of this?". It's not asking whats happening or what will happen, but what can happen. . . What can we make of this opportunity which is the present?

What it can be fellas? Are we gonna make this money or what?

by Tolu Agunbiade May 11, 2020

WHAT CAN I SAYY

Said by prayag on tiktok

“WHAT CAN I SAY WHAT CAN I SAYY” while doing the hand movements

by pookie nation October 19, 2023

2/2 ng but what can i say

2/2ng but what can I say

2/2 ng but what can I say

by confused9999 December 1, 2019

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

what can rochelle eat

Uhm... Idk... Don't make me angry

What can Rochelle eat
Wes:What do you wanna eat baby.
Rochelle:Uhm... Idk

by @Raydonimous August 24, 2019