A term used to describe a vile piece of shit person that has no purpose in life and was most likely a failed abortion. Most "whalley's" grow up to marry washed up, cracked head strippers and have imaginary children
"Did you know we had a whalley on our floor? He's a virgin and masturbates in peanut butter jars!"
by I need more cowbell January 21, 2010
Crack whore area of surrey, leads the world in human shit per street in the northern hemisphere. A favourite activity of the locals of Whalley is to to cover yourself in some shit laying on the street and then stab someone with your crack syringe.
Guy1: Yo I hear you came back from Whalley did you get stabbed???
by NewtonPizzaJack December 07, 2013