Whack your Weed 

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

Whack your Weed by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Whack your Weed 

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

Whack your Weed by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Weed-whack 

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

Weed-whack by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020

Philadelphia weed whack 

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

Philadelphia weed whack by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

whack the weeder by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

Wack the Weed 

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

Wack the Weed by Factsareallies May 15, 2025

Wack-Weeding 

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

Wack-Weeding by Absurdividend November 22, 2018