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Wettest Willy

After intercourse (male and female) where the man unloads into the woman’s vagina, she takes her pointer finger, scoops out some semen and then wiggles said finger in the man’s ear.
In their post-coitus haze Colby never saw her coming with the Wettest Willy ready on her dripping finger. Colby was never the same after…
Wettest Willy by TheWillier February 5, 2026

Loudest laugh, wettest pants 

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.

The Wettest Out 

Being wetter than all the other people in the world; the wettest out. AKA swag.
Person 1: Damn i wish i could pull as many b*tches as that fool can
Person 2: that kid is the wettest out
The Wettest Out by thewettestout October 14, 2010

Wetterstrom 

A family of athletes....... PERIOD
Fuckin forrest wetterstrom

Bestest in the Westest 

When someone or something has achieved an all time greatness that cannot be topped. (Natalia)
Thanks for getting my condoms g, you're the bestest in the westest
Amusingly clever in perception and expression; characterized by wit. Synonym for wittiest.
That was the wittest joke I have ever heard.
wittest by Smiles Davis July 3, 2018