wetness- a college junior who gets excessively excited with drunken males on weekends/some weekdays. A common encounter with the "wetness" results in a hungover question to yourself, "did i piss the bed?" However, you tend to turn to your right or left and are face to face with the WETNESS.
I brought home wetness last night and took off my sheets prior to getting tough. Tough as shit.
by dryness December 06, 2010