Wet Muffin Party 

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin

The guys were bored so they threw a wet muffin party.

Wet Muffin Party by Beefiwiw October 19, 2003

weremuffin 

A girl who resembles a werewolf by the way she grunts, growls, and barks while also sporting a mean muffin top. You can easily spot them with a permenant ugly grimace on their face while snarling at their targets. They tend to only appear at night and disguise themselves during the day. They are extremely vicious and can attack at any moment, but can be easily distracted with food.

That weremuffin is barking at me.

weremuffin by Skatrchikinme September 15, 2015

wugmuffin 

1/ A term of endearment.
2/ A substitute for numbers in a game of "Buzz".
3/ Something one might say in a state of alcohol related intoxication once real words have escaped their vocabulary.

Origins - First heard in a game of "Buzz" in the South East of England on 13th October 2006, the word Wugmuffin was used as a substitute for the number one.

As a term of endearment: "Oh, I do love you, my little Wugmuffin!"

In a game of "Buzz": "Wugmuffin, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Buzz!"

Used by a person in a drunk state: "Glurgalaaraa wugmuffin blerereg mertizera!"

wugmuffin by Corinne Simpson October 14, 2006