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Taking a leak or peeing in your pants, what a lazy person does when they won't go to the bathroom, other forms, wetter, someone who wets themselves. Soaking your undies, or in some cases, slightly more liquid poo is excreted into the pants noticeably.
Mary had to take a leak in the plane, so she allowed herself to get wet pants.
wet pants by LOLpalindrone101 January 13, 2015
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Wet-Pants-Republican 

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.
Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."
Wet-Pants-Republican by CongaChile October 30, 2011

Wet-o-pants

Sap or soppy bloke prefers hugs to sex
Darryl is a wet-o-pants said Maria
Wet-o-pants by Jpjb June 11, 2006

Just Wet Your Pants Girl 

“I want to dye my hair
“Just wet your pants girl!”

Wet in the Pants

When a girl on xbox live hears a guy talking over a mic and says to him "OMG you sound sooo HOT!!!" and immediately invites him to private chat(video chat if available) and adds him to her friends list. From then on she either always follows him from game to game or invites him to her games just to hear his voice, which turns her on - thus becoming "Wet in the Pants".
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"
Tori and Kelsey are always bugging FDD to join their games and having him say things just to hear him say them because they are so Wet in the pants over the poor guy

WetPantsChair

Basically mostly women understand this, its usually when women get up from a chair that they have been sitting on for a while. They're legs or pants feel wet or as in they wet they're pants, pretty weird.
Person 1: ughhh this test is taking forever, wanna go get up and take a break?
Person 2: Sounds like a great idea!
*person 2 stands up*
Person 1: ok lets go
*person 2 sits back down fast*
Person 1: whats wrong?
Person 2: i think i have a case of WetPantsChair
Person 1: you know it doesnt show up on your pants right?
WetPantsChair by powethebowe December 10, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026