Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!

Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe

Poor man's wet wipe by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018

man a chat wet 

what you would say to someone who is chattin shit

person1 - i drunk 18 pints last nite n ended up shaggin jordan

person 2 - hush ya lip, man a chat wet

man a chat wet by Jackadee October 20, 2006

Wet Mango

The secretion of bodily fluids in the vaginal area when a girl is turned on by men or women alike.

Whenever Cyrstal saw burley surfers with tatoos, she couldnt help but get a wet mango.

Wet Mango by Cherie Jose August 14, 2009

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

Wet Mango by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

wetman

1. (n) the pinnacle of masculinity which grants the bearer the ability to attract any female of the appropriate age within the visible vicinity through the methods of dressing immaculately, conversing articulately, and seducing skillfully.

2. (n) a man with the acquired ability to make a woman "wet" without fail.

See wetman like Marc? Cyah fight down dat. Might as well giff-wrap yuh gyul.

wetman by dubbleswidslight July 2, 2014

wetman

1. (n) the pinnacle of masculinity which grants the bearer the ability to attract any female of the appropriate age within the visible vicinity through the methods of dressing immaculately, conversing articulately, and seducing skillfully.

2. (n) a man with the acquired ability to make a woman "wet" without fail also can mostly be spotted driving a nissan tiida sedan or hatchback once it is a tiida it "wet"

See wetman like Marc? Cyah fight down dat once he pull up with that white tiida with the 17 inch chromes. Might as well giff-wrap yuh gyul.

wetman by roti and ah red solo March 29, 2016

Wetman

Any person with the ability to finesse his way into a girls pant and/or heart with as little as his presence.

That boy Ellod issa wetman.

Wetman by Anonymous Wikitiki April 21, 2018