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A blumpkin given while experencing a case of diarrhea.
She gave me a wet blumpkin, and it took her an hour to get her face cleaned up.
by Blumpy Guy February 01, 2005
The graceful balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump while having a shower.

- Having a shower, dump, and blow job all at once - could it get any better?
Tyler was very busy in the morning getting ready for work so his girlfriend M decided to give him a wet blumpkin to save him some time that morning...and every morning there after.
by Fireman T October 16, 2009