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West Virginia 

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
When someone says “West Virginia” you just break out singing starting at “mountain mama
So,
Person: I’ve been to West Virginia-
You: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA, TAKE ME HOMEEEEE COUNTRY ROADSSSSS
West Virginia by AngelDivisaGrace September 18, 2018

West Virginia credit card 

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.
Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm

West Virginia Tiki Torch 

A stick with a rag wrapped around one end then lit on fire.
Me and June bug were sittin by the creek, the gnats were eatin us up so we lit up a West Virginia Tiki Torch.
West Virginia Tiki Torch by Levi Man December 27, 2010

West Virginia 

We're not Virginia.
I don't know why I'm still in West Virginia. I'm 28 years old.
West Virginia by lis May 28, 2003

West Virginia Napkin 

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.
After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin
West Virginia Napkin by LA Walk February 3, 2021

West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk 

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk
Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!