WestPac widow 

A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.

"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."

WestPac widow by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Westpac Whore

A woman that is married to a Sailor who immediately gives up the pussy to another man as soon as her husband's ship leaves the pier.

As you're standing on the pier and you hear "Underway, shift colors" the Sailor is proud that he's serving his country and as soon as his ship is out of sight - his wife's panties instantly drop and she slips and falls on some stranger's dick. As this dude is banging this broad he's thinking - wow what a Westpac whore she is!

Westpac Whore by Da R December 19, 2008

Mr.Westache 

A disgusting greasy failed attempt at a mustache, longer than peach fuzz but not quite at the stage of a Porn 'stache.

Becky, please shave that Mr.Westache you look like a Mexican.

Mr.Westache by Iek CcM February 15, 2010

west pac widow 

Originally a women whose husband is at sea on a wetpac (western pacific) cruise for 6-9 months with the US Navy. Now more liberally applied to any women whose husband is at sea any where for any amount of time.

"Hey Joe! Wanna a hot date tonight? There a bunch of westpac widows down at the Silver Saddle!"

west pac widow by River Rat September 8, 2005

westpark 

A very small, sleezy group of "people" living just outside of Battleford. These "people" are a new breed of hillbillies, they litterally live on a hill near a river. This river is worshoped by the "people" as it is their only source of water. This water is used for everything from drinking, cleaning, and once every full moon each westparkian must bathe in the river as they believe if they dont the river will be angered. The incredible thing about these "people" is that they truly believe they are smart and rich. But, if they were rich they could afford to pay to pave the goddamn roads! Anyways, westaparkians are very supersticious. They believe that whenever the river freezes it means they have angered its spirit and the only way appease it is to kill one of their own. Of course to all us normal people, we call this phenomenon WINTER.

Westpark1: Oh no! what did we do to make you freeze oh mighty river?

Westpark2:Quick, kill me! maybe that will make it happy again!

(While sitting in lawn chairs watching the two westpark "people")

Guy1: hahaha man i told you! they dont know what winter is!

Guy2:haha i cant believe they do this every year!

westpark by lepricon of alabama October 28, 2011

Westpat 

Western expat arrogant, pretentious, self important westerner living in a foreign country.

BOB: "Hey Bill, look at that arrogant stuck up loser shouting at his nanny"
BILL: "Yeah, what a total westpat"

Westpat by Elvis G March 30, 2009

Westpark, Ohio 

Ahhh. The "Dub P," Home to the douchebag, the skank, and that random Irish alcoholic that you know. Westpark has many perks including the classic "I'm white, but I want to be black" kind of people and let's not forget the infamous "I go to St. Eds or Ignatius and my sports teams are good and therefore I am better than you."

"Bro lets hit up Westpark, Ohio and go take Indie pics at a coffee shop and post them on IG and then we can talk about our good sports teams even though we don't play on the team!"

Westpark, Ohio by NICKYBOYVAPELORD March 18, 2017