Westernik

A clan of highly intelligent, successful, and beautiful people.

Usage: I hear if you get with a Westernik, you'll end all poverty and hunger in Africa.

Westernik by youwillnevereverguessmyname June 20, 2009

weedternity 

1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!

2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.

ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'

weedternity by stoners-anonymous July 26, 2009

Westernize 

To make boring.

Some rich cultural traditions are just too interesting for most Americans so they have to westernize them.

Westernize by Voluspa February 23, 2009

Westernise 

To bomb a country into western culture

Guy1: hey Vietnam is really kicking off!

Guy2: yeah, America is slowly destroying their way of life as well as Cambodia's

Guy3: yay capitalism!

Guy4: and that's how to westernise lads

Westernise by Bantaman July 13, 2015

westernettes 

The flag twirlers at Cranston West. They wear the red dresses. The Westernettes are generally a lot nicer than the Falconettes.

I tried out for the Westernettes last year, but I didn't make it.

westernettes by tacobellkeychains September 20, 2014

westernized muslim 

the muslims that are cool. the ones that know how to read and write, the ones that went to school the ones that don't try to throw their religion in your face and hate the terrorists that people that kill as much as you do

I'm friends with plenty of muslims but they are all westernized

westernized muslims can still keep their culture

see moderate muslim

westernized muslim by im me hi April 13, 2010

westernization

The culture that goes along with the capitalist system and those that consume in it. It mainly consists of douchebags with phones, dumbfuck optimistic yoga bitches, controlling, but caring and loving parents, "politically-correct" "ethicists", and nerds. There's a lot more too it, since many of the people have a diverse array of psychological problems and childhood extravagancy and "rational" people who know nothing about philosophy. This is one of two atheistic cultures that branched off from Asian and eastern European atheism and one turned to hedonism and the other turned to rationalism. It's a shame that the communists lost. They had ideas that were ahead of their time. The capitalists had more money because the pursuit of hedonism means the pursuit of wealth, while the communists only got the wealth they needed. Traditional cultures base their society on beliefs, and without deliberation, a culture with beliefs will be less likely to have those with radical ideas, like capitalism and communism. Capitalism favors the majority's human needs and desires while leaving out everybody else and nonconformists. Communism is based on what our needs are and follows rationality and demands total conformity. Capitalization is like 'eh, take it or leave it'.

Average citizen: Pfft, I'm not run by a hedonistic, greedy government. It just works and I don't know how it works but it works for me.

Communist: Westernization is flawed. It succumbs to the minority while cultivating the majority.

Objective observer (isd'kn'): Both westernization and communism could be perfect societies if they provide for the needs of everybody. Capitalism makes its majority dumb and it's minority extremely wealthy (those that produce and those that consume). Communism, on the other hand conforms to what society needs. Capitalism creates a culture while communism has little culture, it works like mechanics.

westernization by a_guy_with_this_for_a_name! May 20, 2014