Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
by Hageam January 13, 2008
Having sex, but having it a little on the kinky side. This may include, but is not limited to sex chairs, sex toys, lotions and/or creams.
This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.
This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.
by Susie Aberksen January 24, 2008
When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 March 16, 2018
V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
by Toenail_eater23 July 15, 2020
When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
by enjoimark April 26, 2022
When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive
by Dillybar66 February 27, 2022
When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
by Heifer cowboy July 17, 2022