Glaxo Smith and Wesson

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve

I've been hit by Glaxo Smith and Wesson

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

sling & wesson

What a slingshot is called when you master the ability to use said slingshot to the point where the rocks you propel literally travel at the same speed of a bullet fired from a Smith & Wesson manufactured gun.

person a: yo bro... check it out... i got the sling & wesson..
person b: i do not believe you.
person a: *uses slingshot so adaquately that person b fucking dies*

by sphericalcube October 31, 2023

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.

I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011

Will Wesson

Treats girls like trash.

His nose is bigger than his dick

Mike: Hey Josh, your gay, How’s Will Wesson in bed?

Josh: His nose is bigger than his dick.

by Will Wesson Hater January 21, 2020

Wesson-Burger

Wesson-Burger is an word used to get a team monkey to work harder

Wesson-Burger! Ja mein herr

by monkey ways April 3, 2008