Weinkauf 

A romantically inclined man who is well endowed and extremely advanced in the art of love making. Is easily smitten by blonde women who have ambitions and are driven to succeed in powerful professions. His dreams are big, but his bank account and penis are bigger. He loves hockey and the female form, hates the musical artist Bjork, loves to dance to rave music, and is a liberal. If he wants he can grow a mean beard, but he chooses not to because it itches. He balances this manliness by liking the movie "Love Actually". If it came down to a battle between a Grizzly Bear and a Weinkauf, the bets would favour the Weinkauf, as he fights like Chuck Norris.

A woman can also be a Weinkauf, but then the definition changes to a respected member of her family and community.

Guy #1: Did you see that guy in the locker room?! Wow, that thing was huge!
Guy #2: Yup, he sure was a Weinkauf!

Girl #1: I'm in Love with the best man you can find on earth!
Girl #2: Awe, you obviously found a Weinkauf! You're sooo lucky! They're impossible not to love!

Weinkauf by Go Oilers! November 23, 2011

Wenkai 

asian name for the rice monster. usually hides under your bed.

I'm too scared of the wenkai. I'll lure him out with a trail of rice leading out of the house.

Wenkai by TopOfTheWorld1 August 25, 2011

werka 

Meaning slave. Usually used as a racist expression.

"get back to work werka."

werka by Sillyburger:) July 12, 2022

wernage 

to wern something, eg a codeye

ur jokin meh

>:|

wernage by ted December 11, 2003

Wernoan 

A monotheistic religion where followers believe in one god: Werner. Werner like the man-god Jesus first chose to introduce himself to the world through flesh. Despite his more recent decent from the heavens, he has existed through all of time, and before time began.

Man with phamplet: {Outside of a house; front door} (Knock, knock)
Individual at door: {Opens door} "Yes, may I help you?"
Man with phamplet: "Yes, I would like to talk to you about something very grave to your wellbeing. May I come in?"
Individual at door: "My wellbeing? Certainly, come in."
Man with phamplet: "If you don't want to spend eternity in Hell, covert to Wernoan!"

Wernoan by I believe in Werner January 17, 2010

wenkai 

RICE!

wenkai rice

wenkai by the person who is the one August 25, 2011

werkage 

When you work something so good, you pwn everyone else where ever you go.

Damn son, I was wearing dem 25 inch heels to da club and I pwned everyone with my werkage.

werkage by doobu March 14, 2011