a panda that was bitten by a werewolf. only one has been found on record, has the ability to turn into a human. become a ravenous meat-eating panda monster when its a full moon, and is a bamboo eating cutie pie during all other times. known to have been around for 200 years. plays the guitar really well.
the werepanda strikes at night, so hide yo wife, hide yo kids!
by the man in the panda mask January 18, 2011