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the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.
I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.
Welty by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019
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a shit welsh teacher 

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher

Jim Welsh 

a person wearing a trench coat who's gonna take the sandwiches from an Island Mart in an unknown area and use them as puppets in the parking lot of the store, and gives out tickets for $15 to see the show.
"Have you heard of Jim Welsh, the guy who grabs sandwiches from Island Mart and uses them as puppets in the parking lot?"
Jim Welsh by SkyLark1563 August 23, 2022

Double Welty 

The act of plesuring 2 males at once. Typically done with one's hands.
Dude did you see what was going on in the tree house? No man what happened? Bruh she was giving them the double Welty!
Double Welty by The Welts November 5, 2014

Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

Welsh Spesian 

Here is a step by step guide of the Welsh Spesian.
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo
Last night I did the Welsh Spesian to a right saucy milf. Had to put a Lidl bag over her head because her face was knacks.
Welsh Spesian by BigCockOlli August 20, 2021