coffee weightloss program 

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

coffee weightloss program by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008

coffee weightloss program 

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

coffee weightloss program by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

weightless 

being free from the weight of the world. the feeling of letting all the bad things from the past go. the feeling of moving forward.

i want to feel weightless, and that would be enough.

weightless by weightlessblah January 19, 2016

Bulgarian weight loss 

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

Bulgarian weight loss by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023

Rapid Weight Loss Center 

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."

Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

Rapid Weight Loss Center by Deester July 18, 2007

weightress 

An overweight waitress.

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?

weightress by Circushead July 14, 2006

weight loss 

-noun weyt-los
Peeing, pooping and sweating more than you eat.

Origin: 2006; weight+ -loss

"I only had a salad for dinner, and I just dropped a one pound brown out my crown. Wow, that means weight loss."

weight loss by wally_moot October 6, 2006