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Poon Weevils 

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.
She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.
Poon Weevils by secf October 2, 2008

fart weevils 

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.
My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.
fart weevils by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

booty weevils 

When you sweat in your underware and a few hours later it dries only to irritate your ass. Whenever you see someone scratching their ass, it is usually because they have booty weevils.
"After that game, I'll probably have a bad case of booty weevils."
booty weevils by lantis September 17, 2006

Bin Weevils 

Bin Weevils is a digital social network where users can adopt a weevil, train pets, complete puzzles, solve secret missions, play minigames, level up, grow a garden, earn items, run clubs, decorate, and more!
Bin Weevils
Bin Weevils by SapphireBW June 8, 2022

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
dick weevil by MrBQ June 30, 2014

Weevil hunting with Ianto 

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.
Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.