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A weevil is any beetle from the Curculionoidea superfamily. They are usually small, less than 6 mm (¼ inch), a dick is a part of the male anotomy, hence a weevil dick is somebody whos penis is the size of a weevil.
you know that lad i just kegged, he had a weevil dick!
by lemonhead1989 August 22, 2009

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