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Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker 

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.
Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

Weenie Walker 

When people who walk on sidewalks pump their arms as if they were running.
Person 1: Do you see that dude over there on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total weenie walker.
Weenie Walker by Equius Zahhak April 9, 2013

wienie wacker

Dude stop touching me there you WIENIE WACKER or i will cock block you!
wienie wacker by Jules October 10, 2003

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.
Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?
Wienie wacker by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Weeniewacker 

A boring or dry person who usually stays home all day beating there dick
Jordan: hey Fernando let's go out to the club and find some bitches to bang.

Fernando: Nah man I don't feel like it imma just stay home

Jordan: Man whatever your a fucken weeniewacker
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026