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Widefield Highschool 

Widefield Highschool is a school located in Fountain, CO. Most of people here are pot heads or weird edgy kids. The male population would most likely go to the bathroom and make some sort of drug deal and the female population always has some sort of beef mostly at school dances. Most of the kids that go to this school are beaners and/or fake gang members.
Imagine not being a stoner at Widefield Highschool!
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Woodfielding 

The Act of spamming or tricking an unknowing particpant into viewing copius amounts of Dr. Ian Woodfiield's face, from his picture source, that of AQA sociology.
Person 1: Damn, just been Woodfielded, he's all over my computer and coursework, my files are all renamed Woodfield.

Person 2: lol, I was the one Woodfielding you... U MAD?
Woodfielding by packardmaster October 21, 2011

Woodfield 

Among the Top 10 largest malls in North America. Woodfield Mall is located in Schaumburg, IL and is a focal point for activity in the northwestern suburbs of Chicago. It's not just any mall, since most people mention it by name rather than "the mall."
Hey, I'm probably gonna go to Woodfield tonight...you wanna go with?
Woodfield by acb November 15, 2005

Westfield Root 

When one is in a slightly awkward social situation and decides to "break the ice" by asking for a Westfield Root. This is typically positioned strategically in the disabled bathrooms, in the vicinity of the food court at the respective Westfield shopping centre.
Man #1: Ay bae doks, wanna go for a quick Westfield Root?
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm

Westfield, Ma  

A rural town. famous for black squirrels!
College town to WESTFIELD STATE COLLEGE!
I think im going to Westfield, Ma to eat some black squirrels! mmmmm

Westfield Bulldogs 

The Greatest SCHOOL EVER!!!
Known for our amazing athletes, academics, and our ability to wipe the shit out of those pansy ass Centreville Kids
Centreville Kid: " Hey what school do you go to"
Westfield Kid: "Westfield, how bout you"
Centreville Kid: " I go to c-ville ( commonly used by centreville douch bags) sorry for talking to you, you're way to smart, good looking, and your atheltics the Westfield Bulldogs are to cool"
Westfield Bulldogs by Bill Dug October 28, 2009
though located in New Jersey, this seemingly affluent town boasts its suburbian relation to NYC. the children of this town are enveloped in the drive to success that severely plagues this town, therefore increasing the alloted number of assholes per square mile to well beyond the national average. the past superiority of this town's sports program is the crutch on which we stand on, and this idea of furthering old reputations is the axis by which this crap vortex spins.
MOM 1: So I just signed up Tommy for SAT classes
MOM 2: Well gosh Luanne, you're cutting it kind of close there.

-Tommy is three.
Westfield by Dr. Petix July 6, 2005