The order is as follows:-
-Old Man Wrinkles
-Weedy Keen Tights
(Thiefy - Weedy Keen Tights = Machoist - weediest)
Machoness is basically the opposite of weediness
A macho: Shut up weed, this is why you're at the bottom of the weed scale.
Weedy Keen Tights: OK, wow I like your leather jacket
A macho: I hate your tights