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Wedgewood Bandits 

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
Related Words

Wedgewood Middle School 

Appearntly here at this school.
You can get away with Sexual Assault, but not hugging! Cause appearntly hugging = Sexual Assault
"Wedgewood Middle School? Oh shit- Yeah that place is fucking dumb."

Wedgewood 

an erection put to one the inner sides of a man's pants, named after a fancy neighborhood in Plantation, Florida
Franklin: Dude, are those skinnies?
Dick: Yeah man, they're pretty snug, and they feel great!
Franklin: Cool.. but what the hell is coming out of your knee?
Dick: WEDGEWOOD!!
Wedgewood by ¡olivesrawr! February 9, 2010

Wedgewood 

A male erection. Literally the union of the words wedge, meaning 'penis' and wood, meaning 'hard-on.'
We were on the dance floor grinding to "Baby Got Back" and all of a sudden he got a freaking wedgewood.
Wedgewood by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

wedgewood 

wedgewood sucks
wedgewood by qwerty 1224 September 14, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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